shit my co-intern does
- bicep curls using the calibration weights
- insists on carrying EVERYTHING for me. Me: why? Him: well you’re a girl
- leaves his phone on (when asked to specifically to switch it off), such that it rings during a presentation
- falls behind as we walk to said presentation. No one has shorter legs than me, and therefore no one has an excuse for walking slower than me.
- falls asleep during the same presentation
- initials against test parameters, when he has no records of completing those tests
- texts the supervisor, at 10pm, to advise he’s not coming in the next day
- argues with everyone, about everything. And is always wrong.
- can’t effing think for himself, and therefore ends up doing everything I was doing, while I find something different to do
- on me playing the french horn:
“are you good?”
“can you play all the songs?”
“Is it the one that you blow into, and there are buttons?” - on orchestras
about the sydney symphony orchestra - “Are they good?”, “Do they play in Acer Arena?” - Acer arena is a mainstream concert venue - adds the internship to his Linkedin account, but completely confuses the organisation’s name
- asks me if I have facebook, believes me when I say I never use it. lol
- requests permission to sharpen his knives using the grinders at work
- makes personal calls during work. All the time.
- calls everything stupid. blames everything and everyone except himself
